The Daddy Complex: Dear Childbearing People Of My Generation,
1. Kids are pretty fucking awesome so stop treating them like burdens. They’re kids, not cancer.
2. It’s your job as a parent to be exhausted. It doesn’t make you a special cupcake.
3. The baby stage? Easiest stage of all.
3. Don’t get pregnant if your intention is to pawn your…
Ok, I’ll admit that I may not be an expert yet as my oldest kid is only 3.5. But after being through two infant stages, along with the toddler and now venturing into preschoolerhood, if you insist that the infant stage is the “easiest one of all” I’m willing to bet you’ve had some damn easy babies. Yes, toddlerhood and up have had their challenges but have been WAY WAY BETTER than infancy, at least at our family.
That or I should give up now because if THIS is the “easy” part, there’s no way I’m gonna survive what’s ahead….